jdg: dalawang shawarma po
seller: burrito
jdg: uh, yung shawarma po.
seller: burrito?
jdg: yung shawarma po. (i point at one)
seller: onga. burrito?
jdg: fine. basta yan. magkano?
seller: 50 isa
jdg: ano?! 50?
seller: hindi. 50.
jdg: ok. dalawa.
eh fuck it. they dont know what theyre selling haha.